Monday, November 28, 2005

Assimilation?

This evening I attended a follow-up session on Action Greensboro's trip to Greenville, SC, and was asked to lead a small-group discussion that was to focus on developing policy recommendations for our own downtown.

This was a slightly-daunting task, as I didn't expect to know any of the members of my group, but it became somewhat more so when mayor Keith Holliday and city manager Mitch Johnson sat down with us. They're both very personable, however, and the ensuing discussion was interesting. (When I reported our recommendations to the larger audience, however, I experienced that nervous, my-mind-is-going-blank thing. I hate addressing large groups of strangers ex tempore.)

Anyhow, I guess this means I've been assimilated by Action Greensboro, whose plan for building a new downtown stadium I opposed so vigorously a couple of years ago.

Sam thinks this is not a good thing. But, hey, Hoggard was there, too.

Update: Hoggard says he has not been assimilated. And I should stipulate (if anyone was in dobut) that I share his views on preservation; in fact one of my reasons for getting involved with AG is to promote more preservation and adaptive re-use in its downtown activities.

13 comments:

Sue said...

You've been assimilated. I told you so. I planned it. We sucked you in. You're ours now.

Seriously, you're such an asset (my parking skills notwithstanding). I was glad to see you as the leader of the particular group you were assigned. And did just fine sans script.

David Boyd said...

You have a funny boy there Wharton. Now that you've been assimilated can you do something about those boxes the Borg call spaceships? As long as you're going to be flitting around the universe advocating for AG, you may as well look cool doing it.

Mr. Sun said...

You: "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good."

David Wharton said...

I love that speech!

Mr. Sun said...

David -- Hey, my favorite movie speech of all-time is "The Desert Inn has heart" scene from Lost in America. If you haven't seen it, promise me you will. OMG, I love that movie so much.

Joel said...

Has a guy ever in the history of typing ever typed OMG? Is Mr. Sun really Mrs. Sun?

David Boyd said...

The whole two sentences are a problem.

If you haven't seen it, promise me you will. OMG, I love that movie so much.

You've got 'promise me,' 'OMG' and 'so much' in close proximity. The only thing that saves him is Lost in America really is a cool movie. Thank God he wasn't pimping The Sound of Music. Otherwise I'd have to say Ms. Sun has the hots for Mr. Urbanity.

Cara Michele said...

LOL!

OMG is a huge personal fave!

My 100% man friend Ben Holder recently used OMG, but I think he was just making fun of me.

But hmmm... Mr. Sun and The Troublemaker have been exchanging wrestling challenges lately, so maybe they're exchanging slang, too.

Stranger things... ;)

Mr. Sun said...

I am questioning everything now. I wasn't breastfed. I should mention that. Also, my sister's friends liked to dress me up. I don't know anything anymore.

Troublemaker Staff said...

my 100% friend cara michele has been up to no good i see....telling all my secrets..OMG....Mr. Sun....I am so sorry you missed out on breast feeding...hey...u know what.....it is never too late Mr. Sun....breasts are plentiful in GSO....I hope u can latch on to one soon! A beast is a terrible thing to waste!

Troublemaker Staff said...

breast...not beast....dont waste either...but...i meant breast...sqelling is reallie bad

David Wharton said...

Don't be coy, Sun. With that "OMG" the last tumbler finally clicked. Your idenity has been confirmed.

Stay with me here...

I note that the new BASEBALL stadium in Greensboro is called "First HORIZON Park." What is a horizon without the sun? Nothing. So clearly Mr. Sun has a connection to BASEBALL.

And have you noticed all these SUN themed GAS STATIONS? Like SUNoco. Even BP/Amoco has a SUN-like logo. So Mr. Sun has a connection to BIG OIL.

Hmmm. Baseball, Big Oil. Make you think of anyone? But there's more.

'Cause Mr. Sun -- who also has a connection to the mobile phone company SUNcom -- clearly has a thing for Harry Connick Jr. Why else would SUNcom hire that has-been pseudo-hipster to do their stupid ads? This made me suspect that Mr. Sun is not a man at all.

So...baseball, big oil, Harry Connick Jr., and now "OMG."

I know who you are, Mr. Sun.

Anonymous said...

Smartest thing AG can now do (better late than never) is bring Hoggard and Wharton to the table.

AG can finally afford to do so because their primary mission has been accomplished, albeit with much greater difficulty than they ever anticipated, and the primary money has been lent out, albeit for a small number of private investor's gain. Finally, they need diverse voices to stay in business.

Here's hoping AG gradually takes on a genuine community focus, the only thing that will keep them afloat for the long run.