tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9159479.post112927019497118558..comments2023-10-10T03:39:50.342-05:00Comments on A Little Urbanity: Mr. Sun Has Gone Too FarUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9159479.post-1129507486258784112005-10-16T19:04:00.000-05:002005-10-16T19:04:00.000-05:00Heh. I spent the weekend outside, and I feel great...Heh. I spent the weekend outside, and I feel great. So great, in fact, I will wait a few more months until I once again rattle the Wharton cage. When I do, the horror will wash over you until you can feel the dread.Jim Rosenberghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12790974034801473071noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9159479.post-1129419518524864292005-10-15T18:38:00.000-05:002005-10-15T18:38:00.000-05:00Whence Sun? Nay David the beating was so severe h...Whence Sun? Nay David the beating was so severe he has been extinguished. Who would have imagined the Latin card would be played. He is thus a <A HREF="http://www.killsometime.com/Pictures/Picture.asp?ID=286" REL="nofollow">black hole</A>.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9159479.post-1129397300712183472005-10-15T12:28:00.000-05:002005-10-15T12:28:00.000-05:00Now that the Pennsylvania Dutch branch of the fami...Now that the Pennsylvania Dutch branch of the family has entered the fray, Mr. Sun has been reduced to <A HREF="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/imperrfections/blog1/oompa_loompa.jpg" REL="nofollow">brown dwarf</A> status.David Whartonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13251439852685796681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9159479.post-1129337779102632412005-10-14T19:56:00.000-05:002005-10-14T19:56:00.000-05:00An observation from Pennsylvania:A classics profes...An observation from Pennsylvania:<BR/><BR/>A classics professor named Wharton<BR/>Found calling his son out unsportin’<BR/>So in English and Latin<BR/>He bashed the Sun’s hat in<BR/>And silenced the solar cavortin’!.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9159479.post-1129316588032566442005-10-14T14:03:00.000-05:002005-10-14T14:03:00.000-05:00Ohhh my . . . an unforseen attack from the Louisvi...Ohhh my . . . an unforseen attack from the Louisville branch of the family! The Whartons are triple-teaming Mr. Sun!<BR/><BR/>That's gotta hurt.David Whartonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13251439852685796681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9159479.post-1129304717144970062005-10-14T10:45:00.000-05:002005-10-14T10:45:00.000-05:00Here's a rather free though bowdlerized translatio...Here's a rather free though bowdlerized translation:<BR/><BR/>To call you a fool would be kind,<BR/>'cause you write with an unstable mind.<BR/>If you threaten my son<BR/>You'll be all out of fun<BR/>'Cause my foot will bisect your behind.David Whartonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13251439852685796681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9159479.post-1129295786940375412005-10-14T08:16:00.000-05:002005-10-14T08:16:00.000-05:00You guys are the best. Touche Mr. Wharton!You guys are the best. Touche Mr. Wharton!Joel Gillespiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05581459904387360259noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9159479.post-1129295378043047832005-10-14T08:09:00.000-05:002005-10-14T08:09:00.000-05:00I am requesting a translation now, because here is...I am requesting a translation now, because here is the problem: I engage you in these things in order to <I>raise the level</I> of discourse at my juvenile blog, but all I am doing is sharpening <I>your</I> trash-talking skills. I see through your Machiavellian ploy, and I won't play your sick game!Jim Rosenberghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12790974034801473071noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9159479.post-1129292986130981452005-10-14T07:29:00.000-05:002005-10-14T07:29:00.000-05:00I didn't take Latin in High School. Don't you reme...I didn't take Latin in High School. <BR/><BR/>Don't you remember me? I'm the guy who stomped on <A HREF="http://mrsun.us/2005/01/year-of-coolness-begins.html" REL="nofollow">your lunchbox</A>.<BR/><BR/>You, I seem to remember, were the <A HREF="http://www.rockcity.com.au/store/visual/GREASE_THE_MUSICAL/Eugene.jpg" REL="nofollow">High Q team manager</A>.David Whartonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13251439852685796681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9159479.post-1129290666202031742005-10-14T06:51:00.000-05:002005-10-14T06:51:00.000-05:00Now we're talking. Give me a chance to do it mysel...Now we're talking. Give me a chance to do it myself, first. I think it translates to:<BR/><BR/>"I was unpopular in High School"Jim Rosenberghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12790974034801473071noreply@blogger.com